January 2012
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December 2011
Have you ever had the feeling that you don’t like someone but you have no idea why? You may not have even met the person or have a legitimate excuse not to like them, but you still don’t?
This was me with Madison Bumgarner. I have no idea why I didn’t like him, he just bugged the crap out of me.
Now, I adore him and his cow.
But then there are those times that you don’t...
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freddysanchez:
If you google Javier Lopez Giants, Ally’s picture comes up.
Shit, it does. And the one of me and Joe.
Oh Joe :’(
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I totally forgot that I have my tongue pierced and as I was brushing my teeth I started to freak out because I have my tongue pierced.
I almost couldn’t believe it for a second.
I’ve only had it for 3 years.
I don’t have any words.
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Holyfuckingshit
I am so ready to drink. There’s a good chance that I’m going to get drunk for the first time on Saturday and I don’t give a flying fuck.
o.O
We just discovered that my sister Alexa was sleepwalking last night. I remember someone opening my door, coming in and just standing there. It was really creepy.
Then our shampoo bottle was discovered behind our bathroom door and all our Wii remotes were missing.
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balk-off-win:
Now that I think about it, I don’t remember the last time I had a conversation with Ally that didn’t involve Alex O’Loughlin naked or half naked in some way, shape, or form.
I can’t recall one myself.
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May 11, 2012
The day of my death.
You know what I would like?
Christina’s new single out…NOW
Christina’s new album out…NOW
New Justin Timberlake music..NOW
The Dark Knight Rises out…NOW
Baseball season to start…NOW
Dark Shadows out…NOW
tombradysuggs:
cryin a river because justin timberlake wants to fulfill his acting career and drake thinks he belongs in a studio
#63
I’m 5’7” and I wish I was a little bit taller.
Both of my sisters and all of my cousins are taller. I’m the shortest out of ALL the kids.
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Day 17 - Traditional wedding march or another...
I would like the instrumental version of “When You Wish Upon A Star” from this album:
I’m totally cheesy but, I wish on stars all the time and you know, when you wish upon a star your dreams come true. Getting married would be a dream come true for me. So yeah.
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Dammit
CarJack
DeJesus
Bailey
Sweeney
At least I still have Balfour.
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Oakland A's
TRADE EVERYONE WHO’S ATTRACTIVE!
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Brian Wilson the Most Googled By Himself Athlete... →
balk-off-win:
mikepiazza:
“I’m just that much of a character.”
Dying.
“He was actually the 5th most Googled person in the world in 2011, but 99.4 percent of the 24.4 million searches were by Brian himself, so we disqualified him from the overall rankings,”
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friend: *sees picture of favourite athlete* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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freddysanchez:
Each time I see that commercial of the Nate fangirl, I’m like “why are you looking in your bag? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING? You got nothing on Ally.”
:’)
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
WOW.
Rooney Mara is incredible.
notlellathellama:
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of...
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Day 16 - Who is going to marry you?
I would love, love, LOVE if someone we both knew married us. Like Joey did for Monica and Chandler and then Pheobe and Mike.
It would mean so much more and be so much more personal and special.
I'm actually going to go out on New Year's Eve
I’m actually going to be social. It may just be with my aunt….and possibly a friend if anyone wants to join, but still.
And my aunt is cool anyway. She told me I have to take me first shot. I’m okay with this.
I really just don't give a fuck.
We’re going out to lunch with my grandparents and I’m wearing:
Giants slippers
Panda hat
Workout pants
PE shorts underneath those
Batman t-shirt
Pirates sweat jacket
They really shouldn’t get mad at me for wanting to be comfortable.
Shit my family says
Dad: What did we do wrong? *talking about my sister*
Me: You had sex.
Dad: No, we made love.
Me: Are you a girl?
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My aunt gave me a Disney gift card and my parents, I mean Santa, gave me an American express gift card.
THIS MEANS I’LL HAVE MONEY TO SPEND IN DISNEYLAND WHEN I GO FOR MY BIRTHDAY :D
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My only wish (this year.....and every year)
Santa can you hear me? I have been so good this year And all I want is one thing, Tell me my true love is here He’s all I want, just for me Underneath my Christmas tree I’ll be waiting here Santa that’s my only wish this year
Please, Santa?
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